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Mother’s Day At Chili’s: A Play By Carles
Characters:Mom: Mother of the family Son: A relatively alt son, back from design school for the summer, pissed to be back in suburbia named Chaz Daughter: Entry level alt tween named Jessica Mike: A...
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The Emergence of the USA BRO
</embed>In the United States, soccer is the official sport of suburbia. More American kids play soccer than any other sport in the United States. There is tons of space in the suburbs of every...
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My First Synth Recital
Photo by lastnightsparty My mother asked me, "Do u want piano lessons?" I said, "No." My father then asked me, "How about guitar lessons? You can rock n roll." I said, "No." My grandmother offered to...
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My meaningful, conceptual alternative wedding.
As yall know, I haven't been posting as much lately. I have some great news to relay to yall. I finally got married. It was a beautiful ceremony, and we even had one of my art school bros create a...
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My Parents came to watch my buzzband. For the first time in my life, they...
Photo by thecobrasnake I was never the best kid growing up. My parents had big hopes for me, and I tended to excel during my formative years. But then something happened. I became less motivated by...
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Is the Arcade Fire Christian Music? Is Win Butler = Jesus Christ?...
Have u ever wanted to watch a new wave Christian sermon abt how the Arcade Fire is Christian music? R u bored with the indie blogosphere and seeking something 'more spiritual' in ur indie existence? Do...
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How Chili's Saved My Life: A Story by Carles
How Chili’s Saved/Ruined My Life. A Play by CarlesChapter 1: Parents Just Don’t Understand, yall“Eff yall mom and dad, I’m not going to college”, I screamed down the stairs. It was the summer after my...
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My mom took me to see buzzbands at a relevant music festival and I h8 her 4 it.
Photo by Weird Magic dot biz One day, I will be a cool dad, and I will insist on my offspring being exposed to the same content/media that I was exposed to in order to make them feel more...
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Get off my fucking Macbook, Grandma
</embed>Just opened up my Macbook Tons of bullshit windows open Photobooth overloaded with snapshots My iTunes Library some how became 'disorganized'WTF Grandma Get the fuck off my Macbook I know...
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My little brother turned too alt... What do I do now?
Photo via lookbook You might remember the time I told u abt how my little brother was turning alt [link] Well it's official The little mother fucker is 'way more alt' than meDon't get me wrong I'm a...
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